We hope this email finds you well.
We want to let you know that thanks to new Human Factors engineering, we now offer the Rapid LAGER Response Unit. We felt that if you are a desk jockey that you deserve the most direct flow of the Lager. Unfortunately, sometimes there is insufficient memory so the Rapid LAGER Response doesn't work quite properly, but we'll try to circle back to see if we can get it up and running again.
Perhaps we can run it up the flagpole and see if there's a way to table this topic for another meeting. We really don't have the bandwidth at this time, but maybe we can take this topic offline. Let's really lean in and see if we can't pivot to leverage some more stakeholders. Feel free to ping us anytime.
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