Halfway Crooks 6-Year Anniversary Shirt
“Connection”
Six years. A full cycle.
Lager. Data. Stoofvlees. Dreams. These have been logged.
But one option always stays highlighted.
CONNECTION
A celebration of shared bandwidth and beverages.
Of slow-loading friendships and pixelated good times.
Floppy-disk energy, strong signal strength.
Is this screen burn-in or memory?
Hard to say.
This cotton tee has been certified by our in-house human factors engineers as suitable for all ports: beer gardens, basements, backyards, and beyond.
Printed on Comfort Colors in soft white with blue ink.
Made to last longer than your last modem handshake.